He’s lying.

…?
Go ask the Pony when he’s ten feet tall.
You: Dean?
Stranger: Are you a Brony?
You: I am unsure of what a Brony is. Have you seen Dean Winchester?
Stranger: Sadly no, But I would advised you watch my little pony friendship is magic, And become a Brony,
Only then will you find what you seek
You: I’m looking for the Winchester brothers
You: I don’t know how a pony will help
Stranger: Because then you could use them to fly, And search from the sky.
Or alternatively use thier magic to locate your missing siblings
You: They are not my siblings
You: I do not need to learn how to fly either
Stranger: But they are brothers
You: I can already do that
You: No they are not my brothers. They are my friends
Stranger: Then I suggest you start there, Good fellow. Or call in Sherlock Holmes to help
You: Who is this Sherlock Holmes? Is he a hunter?
Stranger: He is the world’s greatest detective.
Stranger: He will surely find them for you
Stranger: If the case intrigue’s him enough
You: Thank you human, you will rewarded greatly if you make it to heaven
You: I’ll put you on the list, I am in control of it for the time being
Stranger: Thank you, Oh Kind and powerful one
Larry
You: Hello, Dean.
Stranger: How do you know my name
You: I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
Stranger: Uncle Larry???
You: …
You: LAWL.
Fail.
You: Hello, Dean.
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: who was the dude on the show with dean martin
You: I don’t understand that reference.
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: k you’re jerry lewis
You have disconnected.
Cas does care for Dean…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Dean. Is that you?
You: SAM?!
Stranger: No, this is not Samuel.
You: Cas…
Stranger: Yes.
You: What do you want now?
Stranger: Dean. I have raised you from perdition. You should show me some respect.
You: And what is it exactly that you want with me? Why would want God want me?
Stranger: BOW DOWN AND PROFESS YOUR LOVE FOR ME OR DIE.
You: What the hell, dude?! I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO DO IT! If you had listened it wouldn’t have come to this!
God!Cas conversion
Trollin as Dean and wind up with a God!Cas.
40 minutes later, I have convinced God!Cas to become Human and spend his life with me.








